Went to Little Rock yesterday to see my good friend Tess. We haven’t really gotten to hang out in the past two years, so we took a day to catch up and all that jazz.

1. Saw “My Sister’s Keeper.” I’m confident enough in my manhood to admit that I cried like a little girl for roughly 20% of the movie.

2. I enjoy swimming pools.

3. Her ‘08 Jeep Commander is a lot cooler than my ‘00 Mazda 626

4. I’m better than her at racecar arcade games.

5. She looks better in a bathing suit than I do.