• You don’t have to pull the seatbelt as far to click it.
• Let’s be honest, chub-rub sucks.
• Far fewer sweat stains.
• Cartwheels are much easier (and graceful).
• No more pulling the shirt out of fat rolls when you sit down. (don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about.)
• People don’t eyeball you questioningly when you take the last cookie/slice of pizza.
• You can put your shoes on like a normal person. For those of you that have never been obese, trust us, it’s really really hard to put shoes on.
• No more fat-tax ($2 for XXL and up shirts)
• No more pretending like you’re wearing a T-shirt over your bathing suit to “prevent sunburns.”
• Floors don’t creak as loudly. Sneaking up on people is much easier.

In the spirit of being a fair and balanced blogger, I will now list the reasons to stay fat.

• If you’re riding with friends in a two-door car, you always get shotgun, because everyone knows there’s no way you’re getting into the backseat without tearing some ligaments. 

But even still, the lose-weight side wins convincingly 10-1. Let’s keep moving.

What’s your superficial reason to lose weight?