And you’re all like “Yusss!”

And then you remember she knows you have a blog and you’re gonna look like a toolbag when she sees this and you’re all like “What have I done?!”

But then you’re like “Psh. I don’t even care. rofl.”

Happy V-day y’all. Be good. Run before your date. Or get angry at all the people going on dates and go on a long pissed-off run. You’re better than them.